Beware of free candy and puppies

I have mixed feelings about the Sex Offender Registry. I want to know when the pedophiles and rapists move into my neighborhood. I wish this registry would show only that information. When I was 19, I had a 17 year old girlfriend and sometimes urinated in public. Getting caught would have lumped me in with the real perverts. Either way, click here for a closer look at the secret lives of your friends and neighbors.