"Rectum? It damn near killed him!"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. While he's taking his first drink he hears; "I like your tie". Looking around and not seeing anyone he just blows it off. While taking his second swig he hears; "That shirt looks really nice too." Looking around and not seeing anyone, he asks the bartender if he heard that. The bartender said "Yes". The guys asks; "well whos' saying it." The bartender says; "The peanuts, their complementary."