6/2/07

Thank You Lord for that double play thou hast bestowed unto me.

There sure is a lot of God thanking during a MLB game. I'm watching the Detroit Cleveland game and every time somebody gets either a base hit or out they say a short prayer. Maybe that's why devout Muslims don't play baseball, that would really slow the game down when they roll out the mats. What would happen if the rookie of the year was one of those weird snake handling Pentecostals?

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