It's a small world

Last week when I was at the supermarket, I noticed an attractive woman waving at me. She said hello. I was rather taken aback because I couldn't place where I knew her from. I approached her and said, 'Do you know me?' , to which she replied, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' My mind traveled back to the only time I had ever been unfaithful to my wife and said, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery???' She looked at me and said, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.

I think I'll skip parent-teacher conference this year.