8/9/07

Rejected

I got a letter from Nesquik. They have opted to pass on my idea of a new flavor for milk. Those short sighted bastards have rejected me for the last time. Henceforth, I will be contacting the good people at Hershey's with my brain gems. Watch for bacon flavored milk in the dairy section of your local supermarket. Cha-ching.

1 comment:

Geoff said...

How about dog breath flavored milk? mmmm!!

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