Tonight Annie dressed up like a cute little cheerleader and I took her out begging for candy. Until now I had always volunteered to sit on my pimply ass drinking beer and drop the occasional Snickers in some cabbage headed tot's pillowcase. I thought I was getting the best job of the holiday. I was blind but now I can see. I don't have the words to describe the joy of watching my adorable daughter gleefully scamper up to the front door and ring the doorbell. Her eyes are wide with anticipation as the door opens and she shouts trick or treat! You can see where this is going... It was a series of Norman Rockwell moments. But I discovered something else tonight I hadn't considered. Halloween is a wonderful holiday where women not only dress like tramps, but when there is a cute toddler standing on the porch in front of them, they bend over to show dad their boobs. Parenthood's compensation package just keeps getting better.
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