Now I just have to teach him to walk backward

This week I left work to help Tina with Link. He wasn't doing well at all, we both thought it was the end for Mr. Thedog. He's been acting geriatric lately, acting like a dog that was born the same year OJ got away with murder. The vet told us Link had a big tumor that needed to come out that day. They ran some tests and told us except for the tumor, he was a healthy dog. With that gone, he'd have a good chance of seeing the next OJ trial.
Yesterday Tina picked up a frisky shaved and stitched dog. He's still sore and sleeps alot, takes pills like he's Johnny Cash but we're all happy he's back and looking forward to cleaning up his mess the next time he gets into the garbage.