2/13/08

Busted

What is Roger Clemens trying to prove? Names were named, he was caught with his hand in the HGH jar. Is he hoping somebody will say "Roger Clemens? No, not Roger, I was talking about Samuel Clemens. He used performance enhacing drugs when he wrote Huck Finn. Roger is cool."

3 comments:

Geoff said...

Sadly, I agree.

gg said...

I'm pretty bummed by the whole thing because I really like Roger Clemens. He's a gamer and when he won game seven for the Yankees in 2000 I felt as good for him as I did for Elway when he won his first Super Bowl.

Darth Sillious said...

I hear you. I think if he would have just kept his mouth shut or owned up to it like a man, it would have been a story for about 2 days. Methinks the pitcher doth protest too much.

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