Two thoughts
- The baby is now three days past the due date, saying that my wife is a little irritable and uncomfortable is like saying Hitler had a problem with Jews. We plan to give the baby my first name with a different middle name to avoid using "junior" or "II". I have given some thought to making the middle name "Lane". This would serve two purposes. First it would be a fitting tribute to his disregard for punctuality, and it would also give me the Beatles reference I have been lobbying for since December.
- This is funny if you know anyone with a MySpace page.
"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. "
-Hedley Lamarr
1 comment:
Lane + Ed = Laned. Huh? How about that?
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