6/24/12

Zombie Damage

Look at the frayed seam of this collar, both are going to have to be replaced soon. These are good quality collars, no more than three months old.  The problem isn't really the craftsmanship of the product.  I'm sure the seven year old chinese peasant girl did a fine job of stitching the webbing. The problem is that when the puppies were really small, Tina would curl up on the couch with them and watch The Walking Dead. Because of their exposure to zombie drama at such an early age, they obviously accept brain eating as a normal everyday activity.  As a result, the dogs' ears, tail, feet, face, and everything else are always getting chewed.  In a matter of months, two perfectly good dog collars have been chewed into a frayed mess of dirty nylon.
Is there no product available for dogs that will withstand the fury of zombie warfare?
If such a collar can be found, I can assure you it will be found in this place.


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2 comments:

klattimore said...

Nice! Zombie proof coming right up. How about some Kevlar collars?

Joe Consumer said...

I would buy Kevlar collars if you could make them.

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. " -Hedley Lamarr