Do you want flies with that?

Here's a news story about a cop that got a bad burger at McDonald's so he came back and arrested the cook. What the hell is that all about? If teenagers were better cooks, they wouldn't be working at McDonald's. Is it a crime to be incompetent? If that's the case, there's a cashier at Walmart who is looking at a 15 year stretch in Folsom. This sounds like the cop is abusing his power. Imagine what they can do with the Patriot Act.
I have also considered the idea that the burger was oversalted on purpose. The lesson to be learned here is simple. Snot and fingernail clippings are more subtle but just as effective.